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Apparently. Egad I love Sri Lankan women. God forbid I offend them, but then women like that. This is more to say that – on the free market – Sri Lankan girls are apparently cheaper. Not that I’ve been, being devoted to sexual autocracy. There’s a dude I used to work with, lets call him Prawn Curry, a total capitalist whore. In addition to storing loads of porn on company servers, he spent his entire disposable income on prostitutes. He used to send this entirely classless porn everyday until I set a filter to automatically delete his mail (and the company cracked down on the huge bandwidth costs). Once, however he sent an attachment that wasn’t an image, looking strangely legit. It was an Excel sheet.
Amazingly, dude had made a document containing the names, prices and contact details of all the whorehouses in Colombo. It was surprisingly detailed and thorough for something so retarded. The first line was:
Upon forwarding your Company ID “foreplay Free”
Ahahahaaaaa, WTF!!? This was the stupidest, saddest document I had ever seen, yet touching in the care he’d taken to address this particular, er, demographic. I think many men have got ‘massages’. I think too much and find even strippers depressing, but I guess I don’t condemn prostitution – in the the abstract. However, in the form it usually takes (exploitation and even slavery) I do think it’s horrid. If it was legal and regulated that might be better, but even that’s iffy from both a policy and a moral perspective. But I digress. Men do go to hookers. They just don’t talk about it, or document it in spreadsheets.
Except for Prawn Curry who, incidentally, also got circumcised cause he thought it made his dick bigger. ‘For the hookers?’ I wondered, ‘Do they care?’ But I digress. These are some of the highlights of the list. I have edited the names and addresses to protect the guilty.
Night Club of [Transvestite Thai] Hotel – Russian prostitutes are available but for a premium price.
Chinese Medical Clinics [all off Duplication Rd] – (LKR 1000 for 45 minutes massage / room + LKR 1000 for full service) USD 1.00 = LKR 104.00 [ahahahaa, what? The spreadsheet included exchange rates]
[What Shines At] Night Club – Chinese Girls (good quality- SLR 5000 per 1 Hour SLR 10000 Full Night. Till next morning 8.30. Room at Tropicana Beach Hotel SLR 1650 (A/C, Hot Water) Russian women are available too.
Liberty Plaza – Sri Lankan Girls – Rs 3000 to 5000. (For extra Rs 2000 you can get a threesome) For a full night at your place Rs. 10,000 Russian girls Rs. 6,000
Kandy, Galkanda Road – Sri Lankan girls – US$ 25 (All inclusive)
Havelock Road – … after passing there is small black gate. Sri Lankan girls are available between Rs. 2000 – 3000.
[Testicular] Casino – Thai Girls US$ 80 – 100
Unawatuna – Sri Lankan girls Rs 1250 – 2000 (3 hrs)
Dehiwela – Young Sri Lankan girls are available. Admission USD 3 & full service US$ 10-20 [Oh God! But this was before inflation really hit]
I’m not including details because I don’t support this business. Something like 20% of the Google visitors to this site are looking for “Sri Lankan Girls” and I’m not the one to gratify them. I just posted cause it’s fucking hilarious. If you’d like to wash your hands in erudition there’s an interesting Empirical Analysis of Street Level Prostitution (PDF) from the University of Chicago. There’s also an older hooker post from 2005 – Miss Working Girl, and one about Montreal strippers called Telemarketing Sucks.