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When MTV first came around it was strictly music videos and nothing else. There were countdowns, shows about music videos, VJs who talked about music videos, and other things having to do with — you guessed it — music videos. Years later, MTV started airing shows that didn’t exactly have a focus on music… at all.
MTV to us in the late 90s/early 2000s was Nickelodeon to us in the early 90s. It was the bane of our existence… and I miss it. Sure MTV has shows on now, but they just don’t compare. Maybe it was because it was an era of boy bands, cheesy pop music, and horrible fashion trends… or maybe it’s because the programming was just really good… but whatever the case, we effing loved it. Below are 22 shows that used to be on MTV that you probably watched and maybe loved. Happy nostalgia!
20. The Andy Dick Show (2001-2002)
Andy went on to do great things in life, like teach blow job classes with his lazy eye and give herpes to dogs… But before that, he had his own show. And the only thing I remember from it is Daphne Aguilera. She was a boss.
19. Next (2005-2008)
This was the dating show were a bunch of pathetic young people sat in a very large RV and a really trashy guy or girl would get to go on dates with all of the people in the truck. While on the date, the person could scream next to go on to the next date (get it?!) whenever they wanted.
18. Doggy Fizzle Televizzle (2002-2003)
This logo is sooo late night early 2000’s TV. I thought this show was hilarious. Snoop just rode around on a bicycle doing hood rat things, saying words that ended in ‘izzle.’ Like, remember when it was cool to say shizzle my nizzle? Thanks Snoop.
17. Clone High (2002-2003)
Thank you Canada for creating this bizarre yet hilarious show that I didn’t understand at age 13. Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Ghandi, and other historical figures attending one high school together in a modern day setting. So random, but so good. Why did this get canceled?
16. The Tom Green Show (1999-2000)
Rub your balls.Feel your balls. UGH. That’s basically all I remember from Tom Green’s show. But, like, thanks for teaching me what testicles were. That and the Bum Bum Song. I wonder if he ever heard the cannons… He really wanted to hear the cannons.
15. Jackass (2000-2002)
I remember hating watching this show, but occasionally watching it anyway — usually when hanging out with boys and trying to be ‘cool.’ I even saw the movie in theaters.
14. Pimp My Ride (2004-2007)
Why couldn’t Xzibit ever pimp my ride? This show is the reason I know what rims are. Now, Xzibit is a meme. Like, an internet meme. That’s his legacy.
13. A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila (2007)
Tila was, like, the most popular person on MySpace so she obviously got her own dating show. Her show was basically a trashy, bi-sexual version of The Bachelorette… and people loved it. I mean, how could you not? Was she going to pick a guy or a girl? YOU DIDN’T KNOW.
12. The Ashlee Simpson Show (2004-2005)
This show did not make me want to ‘la la,’ and I didn’t exactly l-o-l-o-l-o-l-o-v-e it, BUT I did watch it. I remember when she lost her voice before a concert. That was a very intense, drama filled episode. For the most part, Ash was always super cute… Even when she decided she looked too much like her sister and became ‘edgy.’
11. My Super Sweet 16 (2005-2007)
I loved My Super Sweet 16, especially watching the invitations be handed out to, like, only the cool kids. It was just such a cool show. Jennifer Lawrence even starred in the commercial.
10. The Osbournes (2002-2005)
The Osbournes were like a very ugly and weird version of The Kardashians in the early 2000s. This show made us know Kelly as a weird teen who remade Madonna’s Papa Don’t Preach. And her brother Jack – whaaaat a creep. They ended up redeeming themselves though.
9. Newlyweds (2003-2005)
RIP Nessica… or Jick… Okay, I guess they never had a celebrity name. Well, at least Jess taught us that Tuna is fish… not chicken!
8. Say What? Karaoke (1998-2003)
A karaoke game show? Why does this not still exist? Why does everyone on singing shows now have to memorize lyrics and be good at singing? Everything is more fun when karaoke is involved. Duh.
7. Rich Girls (2003-2004)
Ally Hillfiger and Jaime Gleicher were besties and, therefore, their summer after high school had to be documented on national television. It was definitely one for the books as the two are not friends anymore. After their mishaps and fights on the show, Jaime ended up going off to college and Ally went off to rehab. Cool story.
6. Celebrity Deathmatch (1998-2002.. and apparently 2006-2007)
This show was literally a bunch of claymation figures beating each other up. I remember when Nsync and BSB fought (that was a big deal)… and of course Britney and Christina.
5. Daria (1997-2002)
Daria was so monotone and cool. She was a hipster before everyone else started becoming hipsters. The original hipster. And Quinn was totes the original betch.
4. 2gether (2000-2001)
I thought this was a real band. I didn’t really put it together that MTV had created a faux band to star in a fictional comedy that they called ‘2gether.’ Boy bands were such a fad back then, and despite the fact they were different, they were kind of all the same. You had a fat balding old guy, a really skinny child, a white guy who thought he was black, a most likely gay guy (Chad, my crush), and of course the star of the band (AKA the ‘Justin Timberlake’) who stole the show from the band at concerts and in the public eye. They even had a manager, Bob Buss. IT FELT SO REAL. But it wasn’t.
3. Undressed (1999-2002)
I used to get really excited to watch ‘Undressed’ on MTV ‘late at night’ (usually around 1 or 2am). The show was about teens and twentysomethings having sex, which I knew almost nothing about between 1999 and 2002, so it was like forbidden. I remember episodes featuring guys experimenting with guys and couples trying to use sex toys, like feathers. It was a soap opera with way too many characters that was basically porn for 12-14 year old kids everywhere.
And if you’re asking yourself ‘Is that Schmidt?!‘ it is. Max Greenfield played a role on the show when he was, like, 17. So did: Seth Cohen (I mean Adam Brody… my love), Christina Hendricks, Chad Michael Murray, Autumn Reeser (AKA Taylor Townsend), and Ashley Tisdale’s sister.
2. Laguna Beach (2004-2006)
After becoming obsessed with The OC, it was like, thank God MTV decided to make a show where I could see what living in Orange County was really like. The show was basically only good seasons 1 and 2. Season 3 was, like, ughhhh so boring because the main cast had already graduated. Who were these people?! We still don’t know!
1. TRL (1998-2008)
TRL was everyone’s favorite show up until 2001/2002 when watching a music video countdown every day no longer became relevant. Before then, I loved rushing home from school to catch the top videos of the day. Who would come out on top? Would it be Britney, Eminem, Nsync, Christina, BSB, or… Tom Green?! You never knew.
TRL was actually the best. RIP.
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